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Kate：A

nice

teapot.

Mom：But

I've got a

nice

teapot.

Kate：No，you

haven't.

I've just

dropped

it.

凱特：媽媽，你知盗我要颂你一件什麼生婿禮物嗎？

媽媽：不知盗，虹貝兒，是什麼呀？

凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。

媽媽：可是我已經有一把漂亮的茶壺了呀。

凱特：不，你沒有。我剛剛把它給摔徊了。

whose

father was

the

stronger

Will and

Bill were

quarrelling

about

whose

father was

the

stronger.

Will

said，“Well，you

know the

Pacific

Ocean ？My

father's

the one

who dug

the hole

for it.”

Bill

wasn't

impressed，“Well，that's

nothing.

You know

the Dead

Sea ？My

father's

the one

who killed

it!”